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Titles In Usama Bin Laden's Porn Collection

Titles In Usama Bin Laden’s Porn Collection

Seal Team Sex: No matter your political persuasion, you’ll be happy these women were allowed in combat.

Debbie Does Darabad: Debbie has a dream to be a martyr in Afghanistan, but can’t afford the bus ticket to get there. That is, until someone offers her money to show him her bare ankle and Debbie hits on an idea.

Kandahard: A muscular mujahedeen takes time out of his military training to help his hot neighbor with her plumbing. Never mind that her home has no running water.

Firebase Anaconda: Hard-bodied militants give a full frontal assault to the firebase, which is ruled by a ripped five-star general and his throbbing anaconda.

Jihadi Jane: Jane wages a one-woman she-had on her comrades, and you’ve never seen a training video quite like this.

Jalalabad Bad Bad Girls: Leyla and Zara are on a spring break trip, just before fighting season starts again. That means there are a lot of hot, ripped militants with pent up energy – energy that Leyla and Zara are happy to help release.

The 72 Virgin Suicides: 72 virgins take their own lives to experience carnal pleasure in the beyond.

Tora Bora Cora:A chiseled rebel leader fends off a horde of shirtless enemy invaders, fueled by his carnal thoughts of Cora, who eagerly awaits him and his one-eyed mullah on the other side of the mountains.

Burqini Babes: A group of shy women go to the lake for a swim. As an anonymous voyeur watches from behind a tree, the women shed their shyness, and their clothes, and discover the pleasure of each other.

Dick Cheney Talks About Links Between Al Qaeda And Iraq: Too obscene to describe here.

Charlie Wilson’s Whore: A filthy, but really hot, kaffir woman uses her sex appeal to convince Charlie Wilson to support the mujahedeen with his “hardware.” She helps personally deliver to Afghanistan’s sexy rebel leader several phallic Stinger missiles, which she straddles suggestively, helping them to “get off.”

Hindu Kush Bush:A pizza deliveryman delivers his sausage to a jihottie in the mountains.

Operation Enduring Threesome: In this seemingly never ending film, Uncle Sam keeps fucking people.

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