Clay- Heard your date with Rebecca didn’t go so well sorry man
Sean- Yeah man she dumped me, right in the middle of Dejohns
Derrick- That’s rough man, whatever fuck bitches she had weird tits anyways
Dave- yeah they were kinda low for her body
Sean- what? Guys come on she was my girlfriend and we just broke up
Clay- She had too much gum too like with her teeth
Derrick- Yeah tooth to gum ratio was wayyy off dude [laughs]
Sean- This has seriously been the worst week ever, all my professors are against me and I have a huge project due tomorrow
Dave- dude smoke some bud then maybe some cigarettes
Sean- no I have to be focused I need to get an A
Derrick- A’s are for gays come on every one knows that, that’s why I rock C’s cause they my favorite titty size you know what im saying
Dave- Why are you talking like a black guy?
Derrick- what? [blowing out marijuana smoke]
Dave- you were just talking like a black person youre not black why were you doing that?
Derrick- huh I don’t remember and its really racist of you to sterotype a [does finger quotes] “black voice”
Dave- No that’s not racist you are racist