There is a person with the username PFT on the website Barstool Sports who only wants one thing in this lonely and cruel world: to create fake memes with the sole intention of current ass-hat and former Red Sox pitcher Curt Schilling retweeting them.
And today PFT accomplished his goal. PFT tweeted this photoshopped meme from the twitter account @Strong_Takes and Schilling RT’d it “pretty much instantly.”
How did he do this? The man had a plan.
I knew I had to use “impact” font which is basically like catnip for internet dads. I knew I could appeal to his probable hatred of people who wear there pants too low. Just a hunch I guess. And I also knew it had to appeal to his love under-appreciated people in today’s society like police officers, folks who aren’t celebrities, and Curt Schilling.
PFT, we salute you. May your memes be retweeted by our society’s stupidest men.