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September 30, 2017

Ear bugs are the worst.

Conan: What is this magical plant? It smells delightful.
Me: Those are bananas.
Conan: What?
Me: Those are bananas.
Conan: I’m not getting it. What?
Me: They’re bananas, Conan.
Conan: No, I’m still not understanding.
Me: I don't…I don’t get what you’re not getting. They are Ba-na-nas.
Conan: Oh, wait, say it again like that. I think that helped.
Me: Ba-na-nas.
Conan: Again?
Me: Seriously?
Conan: I almost have it.
Me: Oh my God. It’s Ba-na-nas.
Conan: Now just spell it out for me. I think I’ve got it.
Me: It’s B-a-n-a-n-a-s.
Conan: One more time.
Me: It’s B-a-n-a-n-a-s.
Conan: Once more.
Me: It’s B-a-n-a-n-a-s.
Conan: I’m almost there.
Me: It’s B-a-n-a-n-a-s.
Conan: Cause I ain’t no Hollaback Girl!
Me: WHAT?!
Conan: I ain’t no Hollaback Girl!
Me: ……
Conan: …….
Me: This whole thing was a set up so you could make me sing a Gwen Stefani song with you?
Conan: It’s been in my head for, like, 5 days. I had to pass it on.
Me: I don’t want to talk to you for the rest of the day.
Conan: Worth it.