Donald Trump: The Most Infuriating Man in the World…

Birds feel at home in his hair…vultures and buzzards. Women call him the most sensational, fantastic, earth-shaking, breathtaking, bed-quaking lover…just to shut him up. His two ex-wives still love him, just not as much as their divorce settlements...He is the most infuriating man in the world.

“Stay angry, my friends!”

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Everybody respectfully calls him Mister, but only because even he thinks Master is too supercilious. Women eagerly open the door for him…as long as he’s leaving. He thought it was just a spring fling…but he really does love himself. He is the most infuriating man in the world.

“Stay angry, my friends!”

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His first two wives would describe him as a devoted husband…unless they were under oath. He’s a generous lover…his idea of philanthropy. He won the Nobel Prize…for arrogance. He is the most infuriating man in the world.

“Stay angry, my friends!”

By John F. Delery Jr.

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