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September 20, 2010

Ever break into what you thought was your own home and cause $5000 worth of damage? If so, you might be a Quaid.

Via PooporChocolateBlogs.com

In a time when most unflattering stories about famous folks feature drug addictions, sex tapes, weight gains/losses, and camel toes, it’s nice to find a piece of celebrity gossip that is just plain hilarious, without making us question the cost of celebrity or the era we live in. I give you . . . the Quaids:

Actor Randy Quaid and his wife, Evi, have run into legal trouble once again – the couple was arrested Saturday after police were called to a Montecito, California residence to investigate a report of squatters.

According to a press release from the Santa Barbara Sheriff’s department, a representative for the owner of the property came by the house to check the security alarm because it had gone off earlier that day, and then discovered that someone had been resting their head in the property’s guest house.

The Quaids weren’t around at the time, but upon their return later that evening the couple told the police that they have “owned the property since the 1990’s.” According to the statement, the owners had documentation that someone had purchased the property from the Quaids several years earlier.

A contractor who worked on the residence believes the couple caused more than $5,000 in damages in the guest house, and the Quaids were taken into custody for residential burglary. Bail is set at $50,000 a piece.

They don't look like the type of people who would forget that they sold a property, only to return to the property several years later to cause five grand in destruction to the guest house. I know those type of people. They look different.

All the whitest crimes happen in Santa Barbara. QUAAAAAAAAID!!!

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