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September 15, 2011

Now with a video camera, a polished anodized aluminum finish,
 you can keep
yourself entertained no matter how long you’ve been away from home on your latest business trip
.  The iPod Nano has a 16GB flash drive.  
That means hours and hours of music, so you’ll never run out of space for funky fresh grooves to put on “Double D’s Beach Season Workout” playlist. Great to listen to while you do low impact cardio-interval training (easier on the knees) at the 24-hour fitness lounge in the Quality Inn. Please, no techno or hip hop, because it just makes your think of the SPIN instructor that your wife, Theresa, is seeing behind your back.  
The alternate large font on the high-resolution LCD display makes the menus easier to read, while you adjust to your new found loss of contrast sensitivity, due to your botched Lasik eye surgery.  A fully charged built-in rechargeable lithium-ion battery can give you up to 5 full hours of video playback time so you can re-live the moment your only “then” not-gay son hit a triple during the minor league Tee-Ball semi-finals.  Daddy believes in you.