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The Malik Caldwell News Artical

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These days E-harmony isn't a good place ‘ to go. You want to find love they'll give you killers , you want to have a good relationship they'll punch you square in the face, if you want a good time with somebody, you will have a psychopathic nigga ‘ name pookie shooting up yo house with a smile on his face. One day E-harmony will slip up and say “E-harmony is were you get Dates, Relationship, and Murders oops I mean Marriage” then go on like nothing happen. This was Malik Caldwell an thank you for reading or looking up and down like you was reading.

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