a friend of mine bought '120 Days of Sodom' by Marquis de Sade the other day. i learned no less that 5 new words for deflowering someone (vaginally, anally, or by creating an entirely new orifice to penetrate). i can't remember any of them right now, but that just means you readers should go read some Marquis de Sade and get educated...SERIOUSLY educated.
what i love about reading Marquis de Sade is the same thing i love about the Dog Whisperer...
you know what's coming, and yet you can't stop...every story is has the same plot with different players, but it all works because of the storytellers. whether it's Ceasar Millan or the Marquis leading the action you know that you are in the hands of an expert and they will not disappoint you.
though, to be frank, Ceasar's storys usually have much less shit and blood involved, but are still just as entertaining...
...try to work the word 'buggery' into your life today, but no cheating. you have to use it as intended...regarding ass sex..
something from '120 Days' that stood out to me...apparently men in europe during the time of Marquis de Sade had HUMUNGOUS members. most of the male characters' genitals are at least 8 inches long and 7-9 INCHES in CIRCUMFERENCE (heheh CUMference heheh). what happened? why don't i have a fire extinguisher for a cock?
and now i'm not gonna be able to think about anything else for the rest of the day...FUCK!
DAYS UNTIL THE APOCALYPSE: 1,395,418
DAYS SPENT TRYING TO FUCK JULIA ALLISON:4