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Top 5 ways modern porn is ruining sex lives.

Why Porn Is Responsible For Bad Sex

By King Christopher

Since porn has made it’s way into the mainstream, it seems like more and more women are complaining about bad sex. Most modern porn is abusive to women, really nasty or unrealistic. Otherwise women might be more open to watching it. So why is porn responsible for so much bad sex?

Wiener in the face:
In real life, I don’t think women want to be slapped in the face with a penis. Men forget that women are great at faking good sex, especially when they’re being paid thousands of dollars to act like they enjoy it.

Bad techniques:
Porn must have been invented by men who were really bad at sex. Ever notice even though it’s a set up movie, the guy is in such a rush and does everything a million miles an hour.

Taking dirty vs. Gross:
It’s probably a better idea to let women do the dirty talking. Unless you know the difference between sounding exciting or talking like a perv.Talking dirty is almost an art in itself. Use at your own risk.

Too aggressive:
People in porn are just too aggressive. Sex is all about dealing with certain sensitive body parts. Men shouldn’t try to copy anything rough.

Just forget the butt:
I think the average woman isn’t going want to go there. The only women you’re going to find that want anal are women who work in porn.

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