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Published March 19, 2010
So... I got some explaining to do.... Unless I've waited so long that my visage has passed from the gray matter of those who once called me amigo....

... Or I pissed off a load of my FOD peeps by hibernating for a long ass time.

Either way, here is the diatribe of my past 4 1/2 months... In as few words as my constant rambling can muster:

October 20 somethingth - I was kindly asked to relocate myself from the domicile I was residing in... Be it because my unemployed status was causing a strain on said household, my presence was no longer pleasant, or because I was a great place to vent other frustrations, who knows.... But I had a welcome mat waiting in SC, so I started packing.

October 31st - 13 1/2 hours of driving later, I learned 3 things: 1. The truck is magical, and while it hates driving 26 miles to work, it somehow lasted the 700+ to get here; 2. NC has mountains.... Mountains suck festering mule arse. 3. Beer tastes great after spending the entirety of Hallow-Frickin-Ween driving.

November 1st - February somethingth: Job hunting.... I think I spend over 300 rounds firing at everything that moved.... Finally got a job... At a gas station.... Those razor blades started looking quite adequate as wrist accessories.

February somethingth + a couple weeks: Found new job.... As a security guard.... Working midnights.....

.... I'll wait for the laughter to subside.................. OK, maybe that will take too long...

 Don't believe me? Well....



I know... me with a badge.... Can anyone else here the trumpets sounding? (Yes, the goatee had to go... Company policy... Fascist Ass-Clowns!)

Well, that's pretty much it... Oh, I met someone! She's really awesome!! And hot as hell!!! ...... And she lives in Canada....... So no, my luck has not changed either :-)

I do constantly post on Twitter.... Not because I am into all this "So-Shul Net-Werk-Ing".... But, mostly because my poor bullshit-battered mind has been reduced to only 140 characters of thought at a time.... Hence, why this post took so long to write.

So, if you get bored... Or want to see how badly my wit and cynicism has decayed... http://twitter.com/sabre419

If you are a night owl (As I now am... Midnight shifts suck.... Yes Turnems... You were right....) ... I do sometimes stream live at www.stickam.com/sabre419 .... Fridays after about 2:30 AM EST, or Saturdays after 1:00 AM EST....

Other than that, I'm basically the same little rectal wart I've always been. ;-)

So, before any of you ask.....

Yes, claymation still kick ass in my book... I'm still a doinkus... And, someday soon, the check will be in the mail.... I promise....

That is of course, if the new company ever learns how to spell my name right on my paycheck.... And remember to sign it..... Or whatever other fuck up they will have on the next re-issue....

.... And the damn Red Wings are reeeealy screwing me this season... Right Butch?

..................... I need a beer! (And some things my friends, will never change....)

Peace and love.... Hit me up @ sabre419@ymail.com if you want to... Till next time,

- Kenny G.
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