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Published November 05, 2008

I am proud to be an American for the first time since the last time Bush did anything. Barack Obama is president! I am so exhausted from dancing in the streets that I can barely type with my feet. I am typing this blog with my feet! I can do that now that anything is possible. And not my toes, mind you, but both of my feet! It’s a miracle and it’s not the only one that I’ve experienced since ten minutes ago when Obama won. I learned Chinese. I can make scarves now. I’m a tiny gymnast. I was in “Dan in Real Life!” I burped up a rainbow! I like peas. I shart unicorns. I’m made of grapes. And much much more.

From the desk on my ceiling,

Liz Feldman

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