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Classic beloved sitcoms would've been more classic and beloved had they played up the sex appeal a little bit.

What’s wrong with a good, old-fashioned wholesome situation comedy that the whole family can enjoy? Plenty! Specifically, they just aren’tsexy enough. If you wanna make it in this world, ya gotta be sexy. You gotta bring that sexy! It’s what the people want. Here are some classic family sitcoms that are totally lame now but would’ve been still awesome today—and waaaaay hot—had they just gone with a more fucktacular title.


The Frenchin’ Prince of Bel Air

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Bachelor House

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My Three Sons Need Wives!

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Teens That Aren’t Technically Related

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Everybody Loves Raymond at Once

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This Show Has a Character Named Boner In It

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Dom Miss Piggy & Sub Kermit the Frog

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Black and White Dick

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Hotels are a Place Where Consulting Adults Have Sex, and Mischievous Zack and Cody are None the Wiser!

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“Daddy” Knows Best

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Petticoats are Underwear, and a Junction is Where Panties Would Be, So This Is a Show About Crotches

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The Virgin

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The Sheriff of Sextown

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The Millionaire and His Wife Have Been Together for Decades, and What’s Sexier Than Two People With a Deep Connection Who Know Exactly How to Make Each Other’s Bodies Feel Good?

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Fonzie Lives in the Bathroom, If You’re Into That, No Judgments

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Teens Explore, Daniel Stern Narrates

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Kissing Cousins (But They Kiss Other People, Hot Ladies Mostly)

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Family Ties You Up, Right? Okay, Maybe Not, This Premise Ran Out of Steam, and Frankly, Got a Little Creepy

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Diff'rent Strokes

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Bosom Boobs

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