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April 04, 2010
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Those Were Different Times Contest #36
The Mighty Sea Captaining was awe inspiring, and real good: results when I read through them all until my eyes bleed. (arg)
Now, Back to our regularly scheduled program .

Introducing:" PLAYING FOR YOU MADAM"
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8.256x.2^(hey dosn't it kinda sound like your screen name)
Hey Big Boy.......that sure is a big organ you've got there.....
-MadAdam

7.23x.3^(if only).
Featuring Frank Gorshin on vocals
-drwho

6. Play it again, Sam.....and Wally.
-Gerhardguffaw

5. When your fantasies are just pitiful.
-JoeLeeThree

4.5. They couldn't put Maria's fantasy about the Tromboner player with the "unusual" slide on the album cover.
4. Mens fantasies are primarily gynecological pornography; womens fantasies however - well, let's just say they're a little more.. complex.
-Kooldad

3.37x.32^(huh!).
Why does the keyboard player have an anthurium up his ass. [Note to readers: I know my plants.]
3.3367842. Boys, I'm pretty sure you can toss the instruments and get down to business.
3. Nothing turns a woman on like a floating keyboard player.
-keibar

2. That keyboard looks pretty futuristic. I hope they don’t intimidate her with their intellect.
-theDIRTYmidget

1. And by "Playing For" I mean "Murdering".
-missalicia

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