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November 30, 2008


i finally saw it. when i first heard about it, i was pretty sure it was gonna be badass. not because i like karate or tae kwon do. they're both super gay. but fred simmons or danny mcbride looked the part for real. a total douche bag, but in a super hilarious way. this was a perfect parody of almost every person i've ever met who have done either school. but aside from that, the movie was pretty hilarious, and made me more than a little uncomfortable on several occasions. the fight/breaking scenes were impressive and still funny, and the whole cast was amazing. there were too many quoteable scenes, but i'll leave you with this...

"Let me think about that for a second. Ok, I've thought about it and I think my answer to that question would have to be "fuck you". I don't care if you wake up in a ditch with grown men shitting on you and jumping on top of your head. Maybe your nose will turn into a big ole dick and you can stroke that all the time. I hope your hair turns into dog shit one day. You wake up and you run your comb through it and all that it is, is little trundles of dog shit. The worst shit that you could imagine. AIDS. it's cool. Everything comes around sweetheart."

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