So you want to know what to do with your life
By Kimberly McBride June 29, 2009 | 166 Views
Living the life
The life of bullshit
the life of what's next
the life that goes by so quickly, but doesn't end.
the life that we were supposed to conquer at 20
retire at 60
and have a gold watch to prove it
Come live here, on planet earth, or even better,
in America, where bullshit is packaged, sold, shot at, shot up and shot down
Live here.
Live for advertisements, sleep with nyquil, wake with coffee
Don't dread the treadmill,
Curiousity, it's said to have killed the cat
Fuck being right
fuck being wrong
fuck being too young
fuck death
fuck it
fuck it all
and it opens up
stop fucking, and start kissing
The life of bullshit
the life of what's next
the life that goes by so quickly, but doesn't end.
the life that we were supposed to conquer at 20
retire at 60
and have a gold watch to prove it
Come live here, on planet earth, or even better,
in America, where bullshit is packaged, sold, shot at, shot up and shot down
Live here.
Live for advertisements, sleep with nyquil, wake with coffee
Don't dread the treadmill,
Curiousity, it's said to have killed the cat
Fuck being right
fuck being wrong
fuck being too young
fuck death
fuck it
fuck it all
and it opens up
stop fucking, and start kissing
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