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Published: January 24, 2013
Description: Potential outcome from letting women serve in combat units.

The Pentagon will overturn the armed forces’ ban on women in combat units.  In future news, the entire Marine Corps Infantry is set to be dishonorably discharged for sexual harassment based on open and extensive conversations about jerking off, porn, who would you rather bang, and the inappropriate use of the word pussy some 2,789,453 times.