9 Mitt Romney Backpocket “Zingers”

Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney plans on winning tonight’s presidential debate with “zingers” he’s had in his back pocket since August, MSNBC reported. Hollywood Leek has obtained a highly confidential list of these so-called “zingers” from a source inside the Romney campaign.

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