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Published April 11, 2011
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I think girls have the right idea. They solve their problems by dancing. If only the rest of the world could do that. Could you imagine if in the middle of the war, a michelle branch song comes on, the soldiers drop their guns "THIS IS MY JAM!"

What are you thinking about? "Michelle Branch." We're at a funeral and you're thinking about Michelle Branch?! "Oh. Sorry. It's not my fault her songs are catchy and amazing."

My funeral: Vuvuzelas. ACDC. Costume Theme. Roast with Comedians, except they'll be insulting me (dead) in the coffin
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