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Published September 19, 2008
On Friday experts attempted to settle once and for all which are better; Boobs or Titties. Self proclaimed “Boob Miester” David Yanuck spoke in favor of Boobs against Jeff “Lake Titty Ca-Ca (and hold the Ca-Ca)” Sherwood. Following is an excerpt from the debate that took place over micro-brews and hot wings at McManus’ Pub: Sherwood: “No way dude. Titties, all the way.” Yanuck: “In your dreams bro. Boobs. End of discussion.” Sherwood: “How can you say that? Titties fuckin’ rock!” Yanuck: “Not as much as Boobs they don’t. Plus Boobs also kick ass.” Sherwood: “Boobs?!!! No. Titties.” Yanuck: “Boobs!” Sherwood: ”TITTIES!” Yanuck: “BOOOOBS!” Sherwood: “Tit-TAAAAYS!!!” Yanuck: “Hey man. I’ve known you a long time. You’re my bro and I love you but you’re not being reasonable right now. Boobs are the best there is. You know it, I know it-“ Sherwood: “You’re starting to piss me off man. Don’t condescend. I’ve played with dozens of Boobs and I’ve squeezed a ton-load of Titties allright? So I think I’m fuckin’ more than capable-“ Yanuck: “Can I say something?-“ Sherwood: “I am more than fuckin’ capable-“ Yanuck: “Dude, can I tell you something?” Sherwood: “Don’t FUCKING interrupt me Dave! God damn it!” Yanuck: “I just want to tell you one thing.” Sherwood: “Fuck you you fuckin’ asshole!” Yanuck: “Sit down! What’re you getting’ all fuckin’ hard core on me? You gonna fuckin’ hit me? Just because you know that Boobs are better than Titties? Sherwood: ”Shut up!” Claire: (waitress at the pub)”You guys need to keep it down or I’m gonna cut you the fuck off!” Pause. Yanuck: “Man, she’s got some sweet Boobs on her right?” Sherwood: “We’re not friends anymore you fuckin’ DICK!”
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