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Published July 07, 2009
Enough of the battle of the sexes. For today's haiku contest, I say we all come together.




phukuhp gets it right:

AND THE WINNERS ARE...

1ST> DRWHO
After a hard days night
Redlighting in Amsterdam
She finds she is full

2ND> JOELEETHREE
Stopping to rest at
The John Holmes Memorial
Was a huge relief

3RD> GURTHARDQUFFAW
I have sprung a leak
Lying here waiting for sex
From a cute plumber

HONORABLE MENTIONS
LIZZY
lizardladyfla
lizardladyfla

I dont envy that
and like my plumbing inside
but I do have balls

MPG
Really gotta pee
Would I make a nice guy-ser?
Lay it and spray it

WI
A REVERSE WET FART
CAN BE A WHOLE LOTTA FUN
IF SHE HAD SOME TITS

THE OTHER GUY THAT PLAYED
PHUKUHP
strange little woman
she has a plumbing problem
dosent seem to care
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