Remember when Newt Gingrich married his former high school geometry teacher when he was just 19? Remember when he left her as she was being treated for cancer? Remember when he left his second wife because he was having an affair with a House of Representatives staffer 23 years younger than him? Good thing he didn’t have an Ashely Madison account. That would’ve been really embarrassing.
Donald Trump has some unpopular opinions, but here is a popular opinion: cheating is bad. Don may bend the rules when it comes to business, but he knows that infidelity is the Mexican border fence of marriage than can never be breached.
He may have resigned from being the Governor of New York after admitting to being involved with prostitutes, but when it comes to having an Ashely Madison account, he is innocent until proven guilty.
Fact: politicians love to cheat on their cancer-stricken wives. Good thing he didn’t have an Ashely Madison account, because that would make him a bad guy.
The Other Duggars, Probably
So, just the one Duggar was on Ashley Madison, right? Most of them are still little kids I think.
You can be sure that you won’t see Hitler’s name in history books when you look up “Ashley Madison Hack”. Pretty chill dude.
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