This week Apple announced some of the new characters getting added to the emoji keyboard on IOS 9.1, including a taco, burrito, nerd face, and more. Naturally, this had everyone asking, “Great but how can we use these new emoji for sexting??” To help you out, we created this useful glossary, but also of course feel free to get creative with your sexting, because emoji are the new frontier (of sexting).
Sexting you from my new iPad Pro
Just found out i have gonorrhea, please get checked
Just found out i have crabs, please get checked
Just read this good article about the effects tryptophan has on your libido
Curious about your sexual history, please send more details
Into hand stuff only
Really, just hand stuff
Thinking about hand stuff
Squirrel stuff only
Weiner + balls
HOT sex ;)
I need to take a break from sexting to eat this cheese wedge
I have volleyball practice at 8 tonight but can sext with you after i get home and eat a late dinner, then i will sext you, after the practice and the dinner
Good for if you are trying to do a take on that “bae: my parents aren’t home” meme, otherwise completely useless
Disrespectful, don’t use for sexts
Good for whenever you are talking about things that our patriarchal culture of shame would have you believe are just myths, such as pansexuality, asexuality, the female orgasm, sex addiction, etc.
The “netflix" part of “netflix and chill"
Getting strong for sex
Lighting candles to create a better mood for thinking about sex