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How to use the new taco emoji, hot dog emoji, and more (for sexting).

This week Apple announced some of the new characters getting added to the emoji keyboard on IOS 9.1, including a taco, burrito, nerd face, and more. Naturally, this had everyone asking, “Great but how can we use these new emoji for sexting??” To help you out, we created this useful glossary, but also of course feel free to get creative with your sexting, because emoji are the new frontier (of sexting).

emoji_taco.jpg

Pussy, duh


emoji_nerd.jpg

Sexting you from my new iPad Pro


emoji_crab.jpg

Just found out i have gonorrhea, please get checked


emoji_scorpion.jpg

Just found out i have crabs, please get checked


emoji_turkey.jpg

Just read this good article about the effects tryptophan has on your libido


emoji_detective.jpg

Curious about your sexual history, please send more details


emoji_hands.jpg

Into hand stuff only


emoji_finger.jpg

Really, just hand stuff


emoji_thinking.jpg

Thinking about hand stuff


emoji_squirrel.jpg

Squirrel stuff only


emoji_robot.jpg

Sex robot


emoji_hotdog.jpg

Weiner


emoji_burrito.jpg

Weiner


emoji_hockey.jpg

Weiner


emoji_champagne.jpg

Weiner


emoji_bow&arrow.jpg

Weiner


emoji_cricketbat.jpg

Weiner + balls


emoji_lion.jpg

Pussy


emoji_pepper.jpg

HOT sex ;)


emoji_cheese.jpg

I need to take a break from sexting to eat this cheese wedge


emoji_vollyball.jpg

I have volleyball practice at 8 tonight but can sext with you after i get home and eat a late dinner, then i will sext you, after the practice and the dinner


emoji_rececare.jpg

Good for if you are trying to do a take on that “bae: my parents aren’t home” meme, otherwise completely useless


emoji_mosque.jpg

Disrespectful, don’t use for sexts


emoji_unicorn.jpg

Good for whenever you are talking about things that our patriarchal culture of shame would have you believe are just myths, such as pansexuality, asexuality, the female orgasm, sex addiction, etc.


emoji_popcorn.jpg

The “netflix" part of “netflix and chill"


emoji_WeightLifter.jpg

Getting strong for sex


emoji_golfer.jpg

Weiner, probably


emoji_candle.jpg

Lighting candles to create a better mood for thinking about sex

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