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Tell me the truth, why did you fall for your ex?
well, i guess i wanted them to appreciate themselves. it worked.

Is anything bothering you?
why bother? theres no point.... dont give a fuck about nuthin. laugh at it.

Is anyone else in the room with you?
my alternate ego.

Who was the last person you had a conversation with on the phone?
probably some fuckin gook at the hospital.

What does your last recieved text message say?
"so i cant get none, or can you do 25 worth outta your personal?"

Do you want the last person you kissed in your life or no?
nah... that bitches house smelled like melting alluminum. ahhahahahahaha

How do you feel right now?
fanfuckintastic... i look in the mirror i laugh... i think about life and laugh....
fuck, ill even get fuckin pissed off, make a comment, and then laugh...
get on my level you buncha fuckin pissed off little sad sacks... aw.

"life is too short, if you dont mess around and do whatever you want to do all the time... you might miss it." - Eric Cartman

Would you ever get a tattoo?
i have a few, and all i ever fuckin hear is....."clowns are scary" "especially those clowns... they have guns and evil grins"
ah shut the fuck up before i lock you in a fuckin funhouse you scared little bitch.

What are you most anxious/excited for?
12-20-20-12

What was the first thing you thought of this morning?
"goddammit, another day in paradise awaits"

Are you satisfied with what you currently have in life?
i wasnt a long time ago... like i used to think this shit was the worst....
but then i realized.... hey, theres people out there that are homeless, theres people out there losing loved ones daily, there is vegetable people out there, there are people out there who have been beaten and raped as a child...
and i thought..................................................................................................................
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH.... didnt happen to me! ahhahahahaha

aw... offensive? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH aw. ahahaha i love it... ahhah

What were you doing at 7:00a.m?
watching all the little pretties at the bus stop... ahahahahahahah jk

How many hours of sleep did you get last night?
enough for me to function normally... or abnormally... whatever you say. hurb.

Do you know anyone who has been arrested?
who in the fuck doesnt know someone thats been arrested?
someone who was raised in a basement... thats who.

Think back to the last person you kissed, how many times have you cried in front of them?
i dont cry no mo... i had an "epiphany" if you will... well... maybe i just went
"im an offensive asshole, and i love it... so who gives a fuck about you?"
if you have a problem with me offending others... then ill just offend you.. faggot.

When is the last time you said "i love you" to your number 1 on your top?
never cuz im pretty sure its a dude... but im in the middle of a goddamn survey right now so i cant check... and by the way if you memorize your top 10... why dont you try looking at other peoples myspaces instead of just yours you goddamn wack job.

How do you feel about your hair right now?
its a toss up to be honest... i need a haircut... but my hair hasnt been long since i was like 6... i might let it grow. anyone got an opinion? thats nice.

What’s on your mind?
i dont dwell on shit. i look at something and its on my mind.. i look away...
and bitch be gone.

Get asked anything ridiculous lately?
every goddamn one of these surveys on here asks you something ridiculous?

What are you wearing right now?
basketball shorts and a pair of memory foam sandals... as always.

When's the last time you cried over the opposite sex?
hmm... back when i cared about peasant opinions.

Have you kissed anyone in the last 7 days?
nah

Have you ever been awake for 48 hours?
i dont think so... now i got a question.....
how the fuck do you remember if you were up for 48 hours str8?
you wouldnt be doing something during those 48 hours to help FORGET
those 48 hours?

Do you like your farm animals?
i think i am considered a farm animal considering how much i leave windows and doors wide open in the sweltering summer on accident.

What are your initials?
puF

Baseball or football?
if you pick baseball over football... im going to forge an autograph on a bat,
get you to look closely.. then ima wack your fuckin forehead off.

What's your biggest fear?
nothing... we are all living just to get fucked in the end.
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