The week the President would have won the war on Christmas if it weren’t for those pesky bone spurs.
1) The Winter Soldier
Thank you for the Winter Solstice and the gift of longer days, supreme leader.— pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) December 21, 2017
2) Tax to the Future
Sooooooo, you're saying companies already have ample cash on hand to award bonuses even before your "tax cut" takes effect?— The Hoarse Whisperer (@HoarseWisperer) December 21, 2017
Psst... that kinda proves they didn't need a tax cut.
3) We kneed football
why was there no NFL game last night— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) December 22, 2017
4) They never even asked for cash at the register!
This is like someone buying Christmas presents for everyone on a high interest credit card thinking it's free money.— Dave Weasel (@DaveWeasel) December 22, 2017
5) Twilight saga
are the nicknames your little trick for remembering important people when you start sundowning hun— i have died (@ChrisCaesar) December 23, 2017
6) Forget what?
Wow, you're off your rocker. You did this! Did you forget already?— Erik 'Science-Based' Stanger (@erikforCO) December 23, 2017
7) No YOU’RE losing!
8) Put it on a mixtape
Admit it. Everyone you endorse loses. Hopefully you'll endorse all the midterm Republicans to make it a lot easier for us to win.— Chance The Rapper (@ChanceFrom79th) December 23, 2017
9) Notes from your English teacher
The combination of quotation marks, abbreviations and parentheses is very confusing— Tommy Vietor (@TVietor08) December 24, 2017
10) And his gown is hanging open!
Nurse! He’s out of bed again!!— Dave Jones (@WelshGasDoc) December 24, 2017
11) Because it doesn’t have a golf course
How come you never go to church— Elvis Payne (@rolex2) December 25, 2017
12) Tis the season for whatever
On behalf of the Jewish and Muslim community...we don’t give a fuck either way.— Greg Shugar (@GregShugar) December 25, 2017
13) He meant literally every holiday
14) New York City probably
Name the town where Jesus was born— Jon Favreau (@jonfavs) December 25, 2017
15) Bone spurvice
Thank u for ur service— PFTCommenter (@PFTCommenter) December 25, 2017
16) My frlend told me it was tlue
The irony of you claiming the Dossier is bogus while linking to a parody account is too much.— Pé Resists (@4everNeverTrump) December 26, 2017
It's @foxandfriends. Seriously, who misspells "friends" with an "L"?