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Find the rarest Halloween costumes for 2017! Right here!

It may seem crazy, but believe it or not Halloween is right around the corner. With June coming to a close, families all across the world are gearing up for an evening of tricking, treating, and getting dressed up as their favorite characters. For those interested in spicing things up a little bit, here are some of the rarest Halloween costumes for 2017 that will make you star of any Halloween party:

1) Yourself, but a city version. Or yourself, but a country person, depending on where you live.See which version of yourself you like more. Approx price: The Blues Clues box set.

2) Dr. Pepper but a dentist version that gets really mad when people tell you you’re not really a doctor. Approx price: An authentic, Good Morning American coffee mug.

3) Tom Brady but if he had been drafted by the Montreal Expos showing a side of the superstar that we rarely see. Approx price: Paying for a 4 star meal with Robert Kraft.

4) Your least favorite boss you’ve ever had and when people ask you who you are rant until they run away. Approx price: Your dignity and self worth/confidence.

5) Superman but instead of an “S” on your chest, there’s just a hole so that people can see into your soul. Approx price: 6 fresh avocados.

6) Santa Claus because I think that people should always be planning ahead. And also, it’s weird that people don’t dress up as Santa for Halloween. Approx price: A 2% stake in Poland Springs water.

7) Mike Pence, but actually your Dick Cheney. Approx price: An L.L. bean Back to School backpack.

8) Air Bud but if his career was tragically cut short by a torn ligament and he didn’t focus on his studies in college so he has no other outlet. Approx price: Not being a good boy.

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