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September 02, 2008
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Maybe its the time of night, and my mind is wandering, but...I've thinking of getting some vinyl albums.

Now, the last time I had a vinyl album, it was an album featuring Oscar the Grouch. It was also around the timeI was experimenting with hip-hop (wicky-wicky-wah record scratching).

But, I'm going to stray away from my dream of fusing NWA with Sesame Street and concentrate on rebuilding my rock collection (Monster Magnet, Slipknot, or go classic with bands like Queensryche and Black Sabbath).

Hmm, I wonder if I should get some classic R&B like Marvin Gaye or Al Green?

Would that make me a hipster? Or some kind of metal anti-hipster? Oh god, does that mean I'll be drinking at a Starbucks? I don't even like coffee!

I wonder if that means that I should keep going back? Trade in my DVD player for a Laserdisc.

Awesome! Fuck Blu-Ray!

 

 

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