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Published July 01, 2011
Have a 50-Chili Picnic with a chili for every state: Louisiana Crawfish Chili, Hawaiian Pineapple Chili…

 

Be green and save used fireworks to re-light next year. They’ll be less fiery but more efficient.

 

Make a patriotic Stars and Stripes snack using mayonnaise, ketchup and blueberry-flavored jellybeans.

 

Plan to dream of John Adams, George Washington and Betsy Ross performing Lady Gaga’s ‘Born This Way’.

 

Have a Supreme Court-themed dance party where everyone dresses up as their favorite justice.  Think of the possibilities…

 

Use your Mitt Romney action figurines to create a stop-motion film of Mitt performing ‘Swanee River’.

 

Rent a copy of The Best of the Dancing Eisenhowers

 

Pageant of the Secretaries of the Interior

 

Hire a Queen Elizabeth II impersonator to sit in a dunking booth and toss baseballs at the target.

 

Bake sponge cake in the shape of Wyoming

 

Stage a musical version of the Clarence Thomas approval hearings featuring the song ‘Hair in My Coke’.

 

Celebrate the traditional British way, with a plate of fish and chips and a warm pint of Newcastle.

 

If you found these ideas inspiring, be sure to check out Space Command and the Planets of Doom: http://amzn.to/atEZo9

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