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Published July 01, 2011
Have a 50-Chili Picnic with a chili for every state: Louisiana Crawfish Chili, Hawaiian Pineapple Chili…   Be green and save used fireworks to re-light next year. They’ll be less fiery but more efficient.   Make a patriotic Stars and Stripes snack using mayonnaise, ketchup and blueberry-flavored jellybeans.   Plan to dream of John Adams, George Washington and Betsy Ross performing Lady Gaga’s ‘Born This Way’.   Have a Supreme Court-themed dance party where everyone dresses up as their favorite justice.  Think of the possibilities…   Use your Mitt Romney action figurines to create a stop-motion film of Mitt performing ‘Swanee River’.   Rent a copy of The Best of the Dancing Eisenhowers   Pageant of the Secretaries of the Interior   Hire a Queen Elizabeth II impersonator to sit in a dunking booth and toss baseballs at the target.   Bake sponge cake in the shape of Wyoming   Stage a musical version of the Clarence Thomas approval hearings featuring the song ‘Hair in My Coke’.   Celebrate the traditional British way, with a plate of fish and chips and a warm pint of Newcastle.   If you found these ideas inspiring, be sure to check out Space Command and the Planets of Doom: