Be green and save used fireworks to re-light next year. They’ll be less fiery but more efficient.
Make a patriotic Stars and Stripes snack using mayonnaise, ketchup and blueberry-flavored jellybeans.
Plan to dream of John Adams, George Washington and Betsy Ross performing Lady Gaga’s ‘Born This Way’.
Have a Supreme Court-themed dance party where everyone dresses up as their favorite justice. Think of the possibilities…
Use your Mitt Romney action figurines to create a stop-motion film of Mitt performing ‘Swanee River’.
Rent a copy of The Best of the Dancing Eisenhowers
Pageant of the Secretaries of the Interior
Hire a Queen Elizabeth II impersonator to sit in a dunking booth and toss baseballs at the target.
Bake sponge cake in the shape of Wyoming
Stage a musical version of the Clarence Thomas approval hearings featuring the song ‘Hair in My Coke’.
Celebrate the traditional British way, with a plate of fish and chips and a warm pint of Newcastle.
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