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February 27, 2017

I Don't Want To Get Braces Again, But If Juliette Lewis Asked Me To I Probably Would

A sacrifice I would be willing to make.

Nobody likes braces– plain and simple. Food gets stuck in your teeth, you have to go to the orthodontist almost monthly to get them cleaned, you have to take off your mouth when going through airport security, and worst of all, the tooth fairy makes you pay a metalworkers fee.

With that being said, I would be willing to get braces again if Juliette Lewis asked me to. As a 23 year old man, I know this sounds ridiculous. Most people have braces in their early teens, some have them even before that. I think I had my first set of braces from 7th grade to 9th grade. However, as stated before, I would get them again and keep them on for two, maybe three years if I was asked by Natural Born Killers star Juliette Lewis.

It’s hard to imagine a scenario in which Juliette Lewis asks me to get braces for a second time, as my teeth are nearly perfect from when I had braces originally. But, on the off chance that this situation does happen to occur, I will not fight or argue with Juliette Lewis.

The benefits of my compliance may be minimal at first, and I will have to endure a large amount of pain for the first few weeks while the braces settle onto my teeth and tongue area, but I am sure that my willingness to endure this severe pain will pay off ten-fold down the line.

So yeah, that’s basically it. Juliette, if you’re reading this, I’m ready.