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Published December 04, 2011

 

A MAN EXPLAINS HIP WADERS TO HIS SON

 

- Thanks for taking me fly-fishing, Dad. 

- No problem, son! Any time! 

- Dad? 

- Yeah, Timmy? 

- Why do you wear those funny pants? 

- Well, Timmy, these here are hip waders. I have to wear them when I go fly-fishing. 

- But why? 

- You see, Timmy, when a man is engaging in a full afternoon of sexual intercourse with fish of ANY kind, he should always wear protection. Plus, they make a great adult diaper. 

- Is this why Mommy left you? 

- Yes. 

- Take me home. 

- No. 

@TheMichaelLake

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