SAM SNEED ONCE SAID, "IF YOUR NOT THINKING ABOUT PUSSY, YOUR JUST NOT CONCENTRATING." WELL I WANTED Y'ALL TO BROADEN YOUR HORIZENS. DONT JUST GLANCE AT THIS PICTURE, STUDY IT. THERE ARE A LOT OF INTERESTING THINGS IN THE BACKGROUND. SO HELP MR. McMURRY FIGURE OUT WHAT MISS STANWICK IS TRYING TO TELL HIM. IF THIS DONT WORK, I'LL TAKE IT BACK TO MINDLESS SEX TOMORROW NIGHT.
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here we go:
first place: jimbobalouie said,"i shed, wick weezing mah hathd!"--been there, brother, been there...
second place: sabre419 said,"so, who's taking bets she doesn't have "blonde hair and blue eyes"?"--a drapes/carpet joke AND a nazi reference...nice!
and third place: dessy said,"can't breathe need air,help"--again, been there...
thanks for the opportunity to be a judge. gives me a great sense of satifaction...like waking up sticky.
JASON21K HAIKU CONTEST. http://www.funnyordie.com/blog/posts/13146
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