Tomorrow marks the first International Day Of Happiness. And while it is hoped that as many as 100 million people around the world will pledge to spend Wednesday, March 20 2013, focusing on creating and sharing happiness, experts predict a more realistic turn out of around 32 people, give or take.
"Look, it's a Wednesday for crying out loud!", says Reynold White, Happiness expert and part time arcade machine repairman. "We suspect that at the end of the day, the average person could give a flying f@%& about International Day of Happiness!"
"Sure you've got your senior citizens who perk up at the thought of celebrating Arbor Day, but as much as we'd like to believe millions will turn out for this historic holiday, methinks not!"
When asked why White was far from optimistic or "Happy" himself, the man admitted that he was being interviewed on Tuesday, his day off.
If you'd like to participate in this real holiday, check out their website here and participate.
Hey, maybe you'll run into other people celebrating who you know...like your grandmom.
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