26 Funny Votes
23 Die Votes
Published June 22, 2008

Two men are hunting for moose and they decide to split up.  All of the sudden one of the guys comes upon the other and raises his gun, “Don’t shoot, I’m not a moose!”  The guy shoots him anyway.  Once he approaches his friend lays there dying and says “Why the fuck did you shoot me, I said I wasn’t a moose.”  “Ohhhhh” he replys.  “I thought you said you WERE a moose.” –Norm Macdonald


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