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Name: Burt

Location: Sesame Street

Sex: M?

Favorite Fruit:
Limes

Occupation:
Teaching kids how to clean up after themselves and being angry.

Favorite Movies:
Reservoir Dogs, A Fist Full of Dollars and Thelma & Louise

Hobbies:
Discussions about Minorities, Amateur Aviation and depression.

What I do for fun:
I like to stand under the shower when you turn it off. As the water pressure lessens the remaining water dribbles out like your being pissed on by a giant or a horse.

About Me: Greetings, my name is Burt. I'm new to the dating scene and was looking for a caring lady that can keep up with my unique lifestyle. Most of my time is spent shaving my head so I look like a felt tip marker. Despite my shaving regiment, I do have a monumental uni brow, I think it makes me mysterious. I'm very close to my roommate Ernie. We share a room with matching twin beds and I'm often annoyed at everything he does yet I stay around. I stay out of pity, since I think he might be mentally disabled. I promise I will keep him in the closet when you come over.

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