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Hey I also drew the art work with this. let me know what you think about this article. its about trying to meditate.

I’M CALM

I breath in and out. Slowly because slow is calm. I’m calm. I am becoming calm. I will be calm.
I will be calm when this coffee fades off. Why did i drink this coffee I don’t even like coffee I just ordered it because I liked saying “one Americano” whilst on a date now I’m hyper as fuck. Fuck this shit I’m trying to be be calm because i had coffee so now what like i had coffee on a date that went horrible, we didn’t even have a conversation when most people tell you something interesting it’s not because they want you to know it’s because they want you to know that they know. The average conversation is meaningless because it’s so false. People aren’t really conversing anymore they’re just trading monologues. I say “anymore” but have they ever? FUCK that Americano.

Calm. Meditation.

Breath in. Breath out.

The ocean moves up and down within my chest. My heart beats the slow rhythmatic drumming of existence.

It wasn’t even a real Americano tho.
Since when does Nestlé make real fucking coffee. Also what’s up with George Clooney and those fucking ads? Actually, what’s up with top grade celebrities in advertisements in general? How much fucking money do these motherfuckers make? Are they so stingey they have to suck up the dry income of an amateur actors wallet as they attempt to make a living?

Calm. Meditation.

Breath in. Breath out.

I am angry. But what is anger? The sub conscious attempt to hide away shame? The attempt to hide away guilt or loneliness? Surely once this is understood and anger is pushed away the frustration and redness dissolves like cold honey stirred slowly in hot tea.

Calm. Meditation.

Breath in. Breath out.

Calm. Meditation.

Breath in. Breath out.

FUCK TAYLOR SWIFT AND HER STINGEY MONEY HUNGRY BITCH ASS. YEAH IT’S EASY TO FUCKING SHAKE IT OFF WHEN COKE PAYS YOU BILLIONS FOR A 20 SECOND ADVERTISEMENT. ALSO WHAT’S UP WITH SAM JACKSON DOING INSURANCE ADS. FUCK JACKSON YOU’RE ANGRY IN EVERY SINGLE FUCKING MOVIE YOU’RE IN NOW YOUR GOING TO ACT JUST AS TOUGH AND TALK TO ME ABOUT MY DENTISTRY PLANS FUCK YOU HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO TAKE SNAKES ON A PLANE SERIOUSLY KNOWING YOU GET PAYED BY INSURANCE COMPANIES FUCK YOU AND FUCK REESE WINTERSPOON.

IM CALM.

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