I'm back on Funny Or Die. But anyway, without further ado, we will take a look at everything wrong with the Xbox 360.
1. It breaks too easily.
No, I'm not talking about the Red Ring of Death. I am talking about the quality of plastic used to make it. For example, we all put explosives on our electronics, take them outside, and blow them up, right? Well you can't do that with an Xbox 360 without losing all your eyes.
2. Bad Microsoft Support
When I went and called the number they put on the website (which really isn't a number. I mean what kind of number is 1-800-4MY-XBOX?) I was sent to a robot. I waited an hour for a person to answer. He said, "Hello, you have reached Microsoft Customer Support. This is um... Billy Bob. How may I help you?" I said "Hi, I put an explosive on my Xbox 360 and blew it up and now there are pieces of it on the street that are popping people's tires. Can you help me?" He put me on hold for five minutes and said "I just spoke to Billy Bob Gates and he said that the warranty doesn't cover explosions."