APR. 2, 2012
Former President Bill Clinton has advised fellow Democrat Barack Obama to play up one of his biggest achievements while campaigning for re-election: “steadying the economy.”
He also said that he wants to “give Barry props for keeping the wife off my back for a while.”
Buddhist leader the Dalai Lama has won the 2012 Templeton Prize, worth $1.7 million.
So maybe, just maybe, he’ll finally splurge on a new outfit.
XBOX 360 users should be warned that an apparent bug on the gaming console has been discovered to retain your credit card information , making it easily accessible to hackers.
It’s pure karma, though, for you stealing your mom’s credit card.
A man dressed as Batman was pulled over in Maryland for speeding, though cops admit they found it really hard to give a ticket to the caped crusader.
Because they did know Val Kilmer would have a hard time affording it.
A congressional candidate in California's Central Valley is noting on ballots that he used to be an astronaut.
Being an astronaut obviously does prepare him for two very important aspects of being a member of Congress: Getting high and using an adult diaper.
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