So i work at a womens shoe store ( shut up you don't know how bad it is).
well i was working one night and i was walking around the store and i hear this:
"exscuse me sir"- lady looking at snow boots
"yea how can i help you?"- mr. awesome sauce- me
she has her kid next to her and he opens his shoe box
"Theres only one shoe in here"- same lady
so i look in and what do you know only one shoe... shocker...
at this time a few things ran through my mind, i could say
" oh looks like we have to cut the other one off"
"yea that shoe is $40 the other one is also $40"
just point and laugh
no but im the good employee, i look at here like shes an idiot and say
"yea thats the display shoe! ! ! "
so i take the box from the kid walk over to the where the shoe is, and the kid is following me watching every move i make like im creating the cure to cancer
i put the display shoe in the box hand it to him with the biggest grin of " wow kid your f@#&ing dumb" and just say " here you go ! ! !"
now i know selling shoes isn't that hard, but really.... really you dont know what a display shoe is...