These tweets just want to have fun and aren’t looking for anything too serious.
every time I am about to delete tinder the universe reminds me why I'm on it. to find my coworkers and screenshot their profiles
— allison (@allstn) August 12, 2016
You should be able to swipe down on Tinder if you just want to correct their grammar.
— Nick Ross (@NickBossRoss) January 16, 2017
[Tinder]
— Elizabeth (@elizabeth_fels) March 30, 2016
Him: what are you like
Her: I'm a 5
Him: : /
Her: a category 5
Him: ?
Her: *snaps trees, destroys roofs and power lines*
The question of Tinder really is: "do I think I can date a person named 'Mykie'"?
— Joel Kim Booster (@ihatejoelkim) February 19, 2017
Stoked to watch The Bachelor this season, where 28 women will fight to marry a guy they could've fucked off Tinder a few months ago.
— Jensen Karp (@JensenClan88) January 2, 2017
Ugh Tinder. Remember the good old days when you'd meet a nice girl at a egg eating competition
— Dee (@figgled) June 26, 2016
tinder dude: hi sweetie do u want 2 try 2 make each other feel whole in this lonely world
— BRANDON WARDELL (@BRANDONWARDELL) October 3, 2016
twitter girl: LOOK AT THIS FUCKIN UGLY IDIOT LMAO
I feel really sorry for Angelina Jolie. Imagine having to put “thrice-divorced single mom of six” in your Tinder profile.
— shauna (@goldengateblond) September 20, 2016
Just saw a Lindt commercial where they described their chocolate as "cool, rich, and darkly intense," if u are looking for a good Tinder bio
— Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) May 29, 2016
just broke my screen super liking a girl on tinder whos bio simply read "lasagna"
— brandon (@sexualjumanji) December 4, 2016
before tinder i used to mail 4 old pictures of myself to every stranger within 10 miles
— chuuch (@ch000ch) September 16, 2016
i'm married so i have no Tinder profile but if I did it would be me holding a cactus on a banana raft i had problems dating how am i married
— beth can't with this (@bourgeoisalien) August 13, 2016
[whispering while swiping on tinder]
— Bob Vulfov (@bobvulfov) August 28, 2016
i love u
i love u as well
and u
wow i love u the most
nope i love u the most
k ur my soulmate
u are too
me: i want all the fake accounts on tinder to get deleted
— Cat Damon (@CornOnTheGoblin) July 26, 2016
genie: wow that's tough, how about infinite wealth?
Well my uncle works at Tinder so I get all the matches I want for free
— Steven W Skinner (@SkinnerSteven) August 26, 2016
Tinder but for finding someone tall and strong enough to put a new jug in my water cooler while my husband is out of town.
— Twitnter is Coming (@OhNoSheTwitnt) March 12, 2017
For a complete history of people who just got back from the gym, please see my Tinder conversations.
— Louis Virtel (@louisvirtel) February 18, 2017
Not only am I not on Tinder but I also have an app that reminds me the barista is payed to be polite and just wants to get through her day.
— Noah Garfinkel (@NoahGarfinkel) July 29, 2016
Chromcasting Tinder onto my 60" 4k TV and using my Wii remote to swipe left/right. I think the apps broke though, 6 days and still no match!
— shut up, mike (@shutupmikeginn) June 9, 2016
tinder but to meet guys willing to share their hbo go password
— Anna Fitzpatrick (@bananafitz) March 7, 2017
[trying to impress girl whos tinder profile said she likes hiking]
— cool as h*ck turtle (@dubstep4dads) September 15, 2016
me: my uncle is a mountain
*me, never used Tinder, trying to do relatable material* I sure hate when you swipe the good way on Al Capone & then you die in a bank heist
— Pixelated Boat (@pixelatedboat) April 10, 2016
I like to think that if I swipe left hard enough on tinder it'll kill the guy
— dream ghoul (@TheDreamGhoul) April 9, 2016
PITCH: New dating app that's like Tinder but there aren't any pictures so you swipe through sentences people wrote and it's just Twitter.
— Griffin Newman (@GriffLightning) January 17, 2017
Buttholes are tinder profiles for dogs.
— mark normand (@marknorm) July 21, 2016