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February 07, 2010
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All women should live so long as to be this kind of old lady!

Toward the end of Sunday service, 
the Minister asked, 
' How many of  you have forgiven your enemies? '
80% held up their hands.

The Minister then repeated his question. 
All responded this time,  
except one small elderly lady.

'Mrs. Neely?'; 
' Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?

I don't have any.
 
'She replied, smiling sweetly.

'Mrs. Neely, that is very unusual.
 
How old are you? '

'Ninety-eight, 'she replied. 
The congregation stood up 
and clapped  their hands.

'Oh, Mrs. Neely, would you please come down in front & tell us all  how a person can live ninety-eight years
& not have an enemy in the  world? '

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the  congregation, and said, ' I outlived the bitches. '



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