Top 10 Reasons I Love Chik-Fil-A
You can request an employee serenade you with Rick Springfield tunes while you eat and the likely response you'll get is "My pleasure"
The streets of heaven will be coated with Polynesian sauce
Great place to watch homeschooled children on a field trip freak out due to human interaction
Closed on Sundays = More profits for the evil restaurants of the world
Deep fried wholesomeness
The way their cows can't spell - Just like people from Alabama!
Founder's name is Truett Cathy as in "True That Cathy! This chicken is awesome!"
The individual Heinz Ketchup dipping container is the greatest invention ever. Evvvvvvvvver.
The way they shoved the Colonel's 7 herbs and spices up his blue moon of Kentucky
Their annual Dress Like a Cow day gives me a reason to blow up a glove and wear it like an udder. The other 364 days I wear it are just awkward.