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Published: July 24, 2014
Description: Here's how us women can cope!

I think I speak for every woman here when I say:

I’m going to find out where you live, Adam Levine. So, one day when you come home to an expected empty house, you’ll find your wife there. Only, you’ll think it’s your wife because I’ll be wearing her clothes and the same hair style. Then I’ll turn around and say, “Hi, honey. I’ve been waiting for hours for you.” You’ll be shocked that it isn’t me. But I will continue to seduce you by pointing a gun at you. Then we’ll make love. And you’ll realize as you start to cry, I am your true wife.

Jenny Palmer

P.S. A good tip to please a man is to give him oral sex with your one hand while having a gun in the other pointed up against his scrotum.

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