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Published January 11, 2011 More Info »
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Published January 11, 2011
k so today since i wasn’t feeling good when i woke up i took very long to shower and get ready for the day and i was running late for school

so i was brushing my teeth while i was putting my shoes on and some toothpaste dripped from my mouth right onto the crotch of my pants

we all know when tooth pastes drys on clothes it looks like a huge jizz stain

so im like great looks like i just masturbated on to the crotch  of my pants( sounds kinda gay)

well i was like fuck it i fix it…but i for got about it

well i arrive on campus and im standing there and this girl is looking at me and then i notice her eyes go down and i was like can it be is she checking out my package

awesome..then i look down and there’s huge ass jizz looking stain ..so for some reason i start looking my fingers tips and rubbing my crotch right in front of here

like very rough im just going to town on my jizz covered looking crotch

then …i was like wait a second …

this looks so wrong i look up and shes laughing

and i just smiled and i said

Its not what you think..i didn’t like ,you..know..its not..cum.. oh god..then i just walked off

the end

oral test

..oh Oral Test

sounds fun

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