Here is the full collection of funny Facebook Statuses:
- X is “wondering what flavor milkshake “”brings all the boys to the yard”"”
- Rules of me: . . . #1 I am always right . . . #2 Just in case I am wrong see rule #1.
- Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire!
- That awkward moment when you post a funny status on Facebook and someone has to ruin it by commenting being all serious!
- I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was “You’ll never find anyone like me again!” I’m thinking, “I should hope not! If I don’t want you, why would I want someone like you!
- Roses are Red, Nuts are brown, Skirts go Up, Pants go Down, Body to Body, Skin to Skin, When it is Stiff, Stick it In, The Longer its In, The stronger it Gets, It goes in Dry, Comes out Wet, It comes out dripping,and it starts to Sag, Its not what you Think …its a Teabag!
- Do not ever laugh in the bathroom it will make people think ur playing with yourself
- Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wild ,the violets are dead, the sure bowl is empty, and so is your head!
- Two crisps are walking down the road, A car stops and asks them if they want a lift, they say “No Thanks We’re Walkers!
- X says my computer just beat me at chess…but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
They call me superficial, but I just hear “super”.
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