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Published October 11, 2012

A sex tape featuring Kanye West and a Kim Kardashian look-a-like has been floating around the internet recently. Here's a list of our top criticisms about the rap star's sex tape:

 
- Overuse of auto-tune
 
- Constant reference to his junk as a "Masterpiece"
 
- The Kardashian look-a-like’s only inconsistency comes with her actually having talent
 
- Yells at her crotch, “Your bush HATES black people!”
 
 
- Sings "Harder, Faster, Stronger..." as humping tempo intensifies
 
- Doesn’t shut up about all the foreign designer condoms he’s wearing
 
- Stops the female mid-fellatio multiple times, explaining, “I’ma let you finish…but Beyonce had one of the greatest videos of ALL time!”
 
- At climax, he screams, “I’m a FUCKIN genius, fam!”
 
- Shot entirely in Jay-Z’s shadow

 

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