It’s a policy here at Funny Or Die to talk about parents having sex as little as possible, lest we start thinking about our parents having sex.
That being said, this video of Melissa McCarthy explaining her fourth grade theory that establishes with 100% certainty that her parents couldn’t possibly have had sex is definitely worth watching. It involves the Chinese splits, or rather the lack of them and, of course, the subsequent, never-ending teasing that followed from such an insane theory.
Ever want to see a Ghostbuster blush? This is your chance.