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December 14, 2015
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Trump released a less-than-perfect doctor's note today declaring his perfect health.

Donald Trump released an unsolicited medical statement from his doctor, Harold Bornstein, declaring that he is perfectly healthy. Here it is:

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We went ahead and did some old-fashioned editing to the document. Now, we know Trump isn’t one to take suggestions but hopefully his medical doctor, for the love of terrifying hairdos, is open to revisions.

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