A couple were giving each other the silent treatment. Once the man realized that he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 a.m. for a flight abroad.
Wanting to keep the silence, he wrote on a tiny paper,"Please wake me at 5:00 a.m."The next day the man woke up at 9:00 in the morning, missing his flight. Furious, he went to his wife when he noticed a piece of paper on the night stand which said,
"It is 5:00 a.m., wake up!"