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June 09, 2016
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The world of Linkedin can be boring and confusing. Aside from everyone's stupid motivational posts and ugly profile pictures, you can endorse people for certain skills. Some of these skills are not what you'd expect. Here are 23 crazy things people are actually endorsed for on Linkedin.

1. Scrabble

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They don’t have any endorsements available for board games that are actually fun.

2. Solid Waste

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Everyone’s an expert at producing this.

3. Stingray

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A fascinating, though overall inconsequential, marine creature

4. Terrorist Financing

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Why are we spending taxpayer money on the CIA, when we can just search Linkedin for this endorsement?

5. Vagrant

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Being homeless is not a skill.

6. Potatoes

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Not cooking or growing them, just being an expert on everyone’s favorite starchy tuber.

7. Organized Crime

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Gangsters can be on Linkedin too.

8. Bunions

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Gross.

9. Christmas Cards

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Only useful once a year.

10. Halloween Costume

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About as useful a skill as Christmas Cards.

11. Paranormal Romance

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I guess this means fucking ghosts.

12. Workplace Violence

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Drink enough on the job and you can be an expert in this too.

13. Spiritual Warfare

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I checked, the Pentagon is not recruiting this type of soldier.

14. Hygiene

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You shouldn’t be working in an office if you don’t have this skill.

15. Jump Rope

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Only useful in elementary school.

16. Liquor Stores

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Just a clever way to let people know you’re a functioning alcoholic.

17. Great Personality

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Anyone with this endorsement must be completely insufferable.

18. Jogging

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Apparently you just run.

19. Bootstrap

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Unclear whether this is intended for people who can pull themselves up by it, or cobblers.

20. Bird Watching

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More of a hobby for weirdos than an actual skill.

21. Drinking Water

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A great skill to have for not dying.

22. Non-Conforming

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This skill is completely unwelcome in the corporate world.

23. Alchemy

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If you can turn lead into gold you don’t need a job.

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