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Those Were Different Times Contest #69

Introducing: JESSIE OWENS and ANNE BYRNE with SEAMUS GALLAGHER
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9. Jesse was on to Seamus & Anne's affair when he caught her scooching her bare ass across the rug in the family room.
-csymonz

8. "Seamus Gallagher", the dog / album producer, & resident tyrant, is shown here physically threatening Jesse & Anne to stop re-mixing the glockenspiel levels behind his back
-trident

7. DADDY SANG BASS... MOMMA SANG TENOR... AND OL SEAMUS WUOLD JOIN RIGHT IN THERE.
-phukuhp

6. A dog that big indeed will turn a black man white.
-drwho

5.5. While fighting off unwanted advances from a large canine, does one use their rape whistle or dog whistle? Jesse was unsure so he chose the "tickle and smile" defense instead.
5. I just don't get Riverdance.
-missalicia

4. He's a man's dog, but I like him too!
-JoeLeeThree

3. "Teach your dog the "Safeword" in ten easy steps."
-lobizon

2.5. They were exiled from the Shetlands after the spate of births of dog-headed ponies.
2. Their hamlet's poverty is blamed on the legend of a monster that fucks and eats all the sheep.
-theDIRTYmidget


1.75. His pooper scooper is a backhoe
1.5. Anne has accepted being dry humped every night and coated in four gallons of dog jizz.
1. Charter member of Team Jacob.
-keibar

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